Ghost! I miss him! Is that weird? I miss him even though I invented him. I feel a lot of tenderness toward him. I don’t write a lot of stuff that is sad or that is tender and affectionate, so that has a very special place in my heart. — Mallory Ortberg
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Mallory Ortberg : American Writer
Born: November 28, 1986
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Ghost stories really scare me. I have such a big imagination…
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever hav…
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. Hunter S. Tho…
I am pretty weird – as weird as in my videos. The only diffe…
Ghost stories really scare me. I have such a big imagination…
I don’t write under the ghost of Faulkner. I live in the sam…
The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever hav…
Romance like a ghost escapes touching; it is always where yo…
When I was eight, I would look at the cover of the ‘Ghost Ri…
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