I met Gemma, my wife, when she was 12. She had a schoolgirl …

I met Gemma, my wife, when she was 12. She had a schoolgirl …

I met Gemma, my wife, when she was 12. She had a schoolgirl crush on me and her dad had arranged for her to meet me. Later, she started coming to my concerts, but I only got to know her well after her mother died. I rang to see how she was, and that’s how it...
Yeah, well I think anyone who likes fast cars will love the …

Yeah, well I think anyone who likes fast cars will love the …

Yeah, well I think anyone who likes fast cars will love the Tesla. And it has fantastic handling by the way. I mean this car will crush a Porsche on the track, just crush it. So if you like fast cars, you’ll love this car. And then oh, by the way, it happens to...
I used to write things for friends. There was this girl I ha…

I used to write things for friends. There was this girl I ha…

I used to write things for friends. There was this girl I had a crush on, and she had a teacher she didn’t like at school. I had a real crush on her, so almost every day I would write her a little short story where she would kill him in a different way. —...

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