All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. — Mitch Hedberg
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Mitch Hedberg : American Comedian
Born: February 24, 1968
Died: March 30, 2005
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I like to make jokes; I consider myself a funny person. I ju…
Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults. Mitch H…
A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. Mitch Hedberg…
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I like to make jokes; I consider myself a funny person. I ju…
I enjoy jokes, smiling, and making people smile. I may be a …
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I’ll forgive T…
My dad doesn’t get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but h…
The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages is pre…
I say luck is when an opportunity comes along and you’re pre…
Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting sup…
If I thought that any of this was pre ordained, then it take…
The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks i…
I want to tell my jokes. I want to have time with my childre…
I think one of my first jokes – in the black community, ther…
I love practical jokes and humor. That there’s frankly no jo…
Everybody jokes about that old story about the world only ne…
I’ve always littered my songs with jokes. You might need to …
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report t…
