I grew up on the edge of a national park in Canada – timberwolves, creeks, snow drifts. I really did have to walk home six miles through the snow, like your grandparents used to complain. — Dan Aykroyd Tags: #Snow, #Walk, #Complain, #DanAykroyd, #Canadian,...
A vegetarian is a person who won’t eat anything that can have children. — David Brenner Tags: #Eat, #Vegetarian, #DavidBrenner, #American, #ComedianMini who’s who: David Brenner : American Comedian Born: February 4, 1945 Died: March 15,...
No matter how popular you are as a stand-up – you can go out and fill a 10,000-seat arena and be smart and funny – it’s delicate to host an awards show and know where your place is and know that it’s not about you, that it’s about the...
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it. — Joan Rivers Tags: #Time, #Smiling, #Consider, #JoanRivers, #American, #ComedianMini who’s who: Joan Rivers : American Comedian Born: June 8, 1933 Died: September 4,...
I find the fact that billionaires are quoted as if the fact that they are billionaires gives them some kind of wisdom is outrageous. — Ben Elton Tags: #Fact, #Outrageous, #Gives, #BenElton, #British, #ComedianMini who’s who: Ben Elton : British Comedian...
