For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. — Steven Wright
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Steven Wright : American Comedian
Born: December 6, 1955
I’m not a big birthday guy; I never have been. Lewis Black…
I love mayonnaise. Every birthday when I was a kid I’d go to…
On my 30th birthday, all the presents I got were boxes of fo…
I’ll never forget my 24th birthday when my tooth got punched…
The first guitar I ever got was for my 13th birthday. Rick S…
I just had my 30th birthday and we went turkey shooting. It’…
I’m not a big birthday guy; I never have been. Lewis Black…
I love mayonnaise. Every birthday when I was a kid I’d go to…
I’ve never really made a big deal out of my birthday. Nikki …
I had a birthday party with my family and friends at a house…
On my 30th birthday, all the presents I got were boxes of fo…
I’ll never forget my 24th birthday when my tooth got punched…
I had sort of had a 21st birthday when I was 17, 18 years ol…
My 21st birthday was awesome. I was in L.A., and it was grea…
The first guitar I ever got was for my 13th birthday. Rick S…
The day before my 16th birthday I got my guitar. Stevie Nick…
I can put my legs behind my head and sing ‘Happy Birthday.’ …
And I was very shy as a kid; if you sang me ‘Happy Birthday,…
I once choked on a chip at a friend’s birthday when I was se…
My mother still sends a cake to the office for my birthday. …
For my 50th birthday, I got ahold of a new print of ‘Saturda…
I have an extensive library – every birthday when I was a ki…
My mother asked me what I wanted for my birthday, so I said …
This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday… I w…
I just had my 30th birthday and we went turkey shooting. It’…
By the time of my ninth birthday, I had become a bit of a so…
