I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weight the burqa thing may start to seem like a good idea to me. See? Another plus about America, you can always find some food. — Elayne Boosler
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Elayne Boosler : American Comedian
Born: August 18, 1952
I’m just really, really thankful. I’m thankful to the doctor…
Although I was born to famous parents, I know and feel the p…
I was actually born and raised in Puerto Rico. I was born to…
My father, born in Colorado, met my mother, born in Switzerl…
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So often corporate America, business America, are the worst …
I’m just really, really thankful. I’m thankful to the doctor…
Although I was born to famous parents, I know and feel the p…
I was actually born and raised in Puerto Rico. I was born to…
My father, born in Colorado, met my mother, born in Switzerl…
If all men are born free, how is it that all women are born …
White America is tortured by black America’s failure to thri…
So often corporate America, business America, are the worst …
America was not built on fear. America was built on courage,…
You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experien…
War grows out of the desire of the individual to gain advant…
As women slowly gain power, their values and priorities are …
There is a trade off – as you grow older you gain wisdom but…
Success has nothing to do with what you gain in life or acco…
Ninety percent of people who lose weight gain it back. It’s …
Beauty for some provides escape, who gain a happiness in eye…
We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. Ralph Wald…
The big pay-off was to work as an artist and gain some shred…
We gain freedom when we have paid the full price. Rabindrana…
First gain the victory and then make the best use of it you …
One may know how to gain a victory, and know not how to use …
