I know a man who doesn’t pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car. — Henny Youngman
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Henny Youngman : American Comedian
Born: March 16, 1906
Died: February 24, 1998
I’ve never believed that pop music is escapist trash. There’…
Trash talk? Smack talk? This is an American term that makes …
If ever a man and his wife, or a man and his mistress, who p…
I pay for homeowner’s insurance, I pay for car insurance, I …
I’m crazy about Grant: his character, his nature, his scienc…
A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most…
I’ve never believed that pop music is escapist trash. There’…
Trash talk? Smack talk? This is an American term that makes …
If ever a man and his wife, or a man and his mistress, who p…
I pay for homeowner’s insurance, I pay for car insurance, I …
I’m crazy about Grant: his character, his nature, his scienc…
A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most…
The war correspondent has his stake – his life – in his own …
Every artist dips his brush in his own soul, and paints his …
A genius is simply one who has taken full possession of his …
He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagin…
Yet food is something that is taken for granted by most worl…
If any man’s money can be taken by a so-called government, w…
When a music teacher that I had at school was taken ill and …
Every indication of wisdom, taken from the effect, is equall…
No single man can be taken as a model for a perfect figure, …
Everything can be taken from a man but one thing: the last o…
For me, the romantic comedies I love are the ones that pay h…
We must be willing to pay a price for freedom. H. L. Mencken…
Big pay and little responsibility are circumstances seldom f…
A leader who confines his role to his people’s experience do…
