I saw a sign one time that said ‘hemorrhoids awareness week’ at the doctor’s office. Let me tell you, if you got hemorrhoids, I’m sure you are aware of it. You don’t need a sign to tell anybody about it. — Larry the Cable Guy
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Larry the Cable Guy : American Comedian
Born: February 17, 1963
Week after week, the heads of Red Army Intelligence received…
Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health wa…
I said, ‘Ooh, Dad, I want the yellow ones.’ He said, ‘Where?…
My dad said to me growing up: ‘When all is said and done, if…
Hope cannot be said to exist, nor can it be said not to exis…
Trust me, there’s not one night a week I’m not in a theater …
Week after week, the heads of Red Army Intelligence received…
Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health wa…
I said, ‘Ooh, Dad, I want the yellow ones.’ He said, ‘Where?…
My dad said to me growing up: ‘When all is said and done, if…
Hope cannot be said to exist, nor can it be said not to exis…
Trust me, there’s not one night a week I’m not in a theater …
If I had the hand strength to sign autographs for everybody …
If you’re not failing every now and again, it’s a sign you’r…
A city is where you can sign a petition, boo the chief justi…
Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating …
I try to sign for as many kids as possible. Kids come first,…
The roundness of life’s design may be a sign that there is a…
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in th…
That’s the first sign you know you’re a Libertarian. You see…
As the Olympic torch neared Lake Placid, N.Y., in 1980, sign…
Men walk this tightrope where any sign of weakness illicits …
A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more tha…
The triumph of persuasion over force is the sign of a civili…
I want to be very clear: I will not sign on to any health pl…
Other sports play once a week but this sport is with us ever…
