I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you’re really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you’re saying: ‘Hope I don’t get chased today.’ ‘Be nice to people in sneakers.’ — Demetri Martin
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Demetri Martin : American Comedian
Born: May 25, 1973
You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costum…
Common sense is genius dressed in its working clothes. Ralph…
I love costumes. I love getting dressed up because it really…
Long as I was riding in a big Cadillac and dressed nice and …
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed i…
When I was younger it was – you know, my dad dressed up in d…
You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costum…
Common sense is genius dressed in its working clothes. Ralph…
I love costumes. I love getting dressed up because it really…
Long as I was riding in a big Cadillac and dressed nice and …
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed i…
When I was younger it was – you know, my dad dressed up in d…
You know how you wake up in the morning and sometimes you lo…
Sometimes I wake up in the morning and feel like going strai…
Sometimes, I cry because I’m sad, and sometimes, I cry just …
Sometimes the truth hurts. And sometimes it feels real good….
I do stand up sometimes out of anger. Sometimes the greatest…
Sometimes I am happy and sometimes not. I am, after all, a h…
Friends confront each other sometimes, and sometimes the fri…
Sometimes the beauty is easy. Sometimes you don’t have to tr…
Sometimes I see myself fine, sometimes I need a witness. And…
Sometimes we are separated by differences, and sometimes we …
I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret …
Sometimes I think we’re alone in the universe, and sometimes…
Every morning, my dad would have me looking in the mirror an…
My father-in-law gets up at 5 o’clock in the morning and wat…
