I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, ‘You’re gonna have to move, you’re blocking a fire exit.’ As though if there was a fire, I wasn’t gonna run. If you’re flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. — Mitch Hedberg

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Mini who’s who:

Mitch Hedberg : American Comedian
Born: February 24, 1968
Died: March 30, 2005