If your neighbors think you’re a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy
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Jeff Foxworthy : American Comedian
Born: September 6, 1958
I love the Swedish people for their detective novels, their …
G.I. humor is similar to cop humor. Nelson DeMille…
If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you ha…
Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and…
Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise…
For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and…
I love the Swedish people for their detective novels, their …
G.I. humor is similar to cop humor. Nelson DeMille…
If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you ha…
Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and…
Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise…
For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and…
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I alw…
I always challenge myself. I get out in deep water and I alw…
I don’t feel much pressure to fit in. I never have. I’ve alw…
You always see people coming back to the sport, and I’ve alw…
I don’t think I’m morbid by nature. Serious writers have alw…
Even when I work with computers, with high technology, I alw…
Whenever I have bid a hasty goodbye to a loved one, I’ve alw…
I love sci-fi because it leads in the imagination, and I alw…
I’ve never heard my dad say a bad word about anybody. He alw…
My dad was fine about me doing modelling at 16 because I alw…
For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road….
My father-in-law gets up at 5 o’clock in the morning and wat…
That’s the great thing about a tractor. You can’t really hea…
If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, crazie…
