If you’re a woman and a guy’s ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it. — Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K. : American Comedian
Born: September 2, 1967
If nice guys finish last, then great guys come in right afte…
Help young people. Help small guys. Because small guys will …
The most romantic thing I ever did to my woman? I painted he…
I don’t think I ever expected anything like an Oscar ever, t…
I’m getting a lot of uninteresting romantic lead guys that l…
In the romantic sense, I’m pretty useless with guys. If I se…
If nice guys finish last, then great guys come in right afte…
Help young people. Help small guys. Because small guys will …
The most romantic thing I ever did to my woman? I painted he…
I don’t think I ever expected anything like an Oscar ever, t…
I’m getting a lot of uninteresting romantic lead guys that l…
In the romantic sense, I’m pretty useless with guys. If I se…
I’m a romantic, and I like guys to bring flowers and buy som…
Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health wa…
I said, ‘Ooh, Dad, I want the yellow ones.’ He said, ‘Where?…
My dad said to me growing up: ‘When all is said and done, if…
Hope cannot be said to exist, nor can it be said not to exis…
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said,…
Whether you be man or woman you will never do anything in th…
If there’s anything worse than a woman living alone, it’s a …
A strong woman is a woman determined to do something others …
A beautiful woman delights the eye; a wise woman, the unders…
I don’t follow anything that’s said about him much, but the …
In dreams, anything can be anything, and everybody can do. W…
Don’t write anything you can phone. Don’t phone anything you…
Whether you be man or woman you will never do anything in th…
