You can’t be the dad who takes your kid out after your wife has said, ‘No ice cream,’ buys the ice cream, and says, ‘Don’t tell your mother.’ You teach the child to lie – and to disrespect the other parent. — Howie Mandel
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Howie Mandel : Comedian
Born: November 29, 1955
I liked comedy as a kid. When I was a kid, I’d go to sleep t…
I was always the new kid in school, I’m the kid from a broke…
I am like a kid. I tell my family and friends I’m like a kid…
It takes great courage to be vulnerable. It takes enormous s…
It takes intelligence to make real comedy, and it takes a re…
It takes far less courage to kill yourself than it takes to …
I liked comedy as a kid. When I was a kid, I’d go to sleep t…
I was always the new kid in school, I’m the kid from a broke…
I am like a kid. I tell my family and friends I’m like a kid…
It takes great courage to be vulnerable. It takes enormous s…
It takes intelligence to make real comedy, and it takes a re…
It takes far less courage to kill yourself than it takes to …
I started playing ball when I was a kid. My dad was a pro ba…
But you know, my dad called me the laziest white kid he ever…
Every kid needs to say, ‘I want what my mom and dad have.’ J…
My dad dragged me to a Bruce Springsteen concert as a kid. I…
My dad was a physician. As a kid, I remember driving around …
I wasn’t a bad kid. My dad left when I was young, so I didn’…
When I was a kid, I thought my dad was a little bit harsh wi…
My dad told me, ‘It takes fifteen years to be an overnight s…
A little kid asks my dad why that man is chopping down the t …
I’m a fun dad, but I don’t know if I’m the fun, crazy dad. S…
You know not having my real dad around and having a step dad…
In 1997, in Rich Dad, Poor Dad, I stated, ‘Your home is not …
I didn’t know my dad for a long time. My dad was on drugs an…
My dad is just like everybody else’s dad. I see him as kind …
