I like to use ‘I Can’t Believe it’s Not Butter’ on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable. — Demetri Martin

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Mini who’s who:

Demetri Martin : American Comedian
Born: May 25, 1973